A spot of advice on matters of state from a Brit
Empires die, America. And this is what happens to you. It’s not pretty. I’m not going to sugar coat it for you people: One second you’ll be running the entire known planet. You look away for what feels like nothing more than a decade, glance backwards and the only thing your country is left with is voicing a gecko. Laugh now, while you still can. Because I guarantee you in 20 years time, you’ll be on Chinese television selling them insurance dressed like a squirrel. — John Oliver
Add comment February 13th, 2010
